OCD Cat

Stupid Cat: "I love pacifiers."

Stupid Cat: "I REALLY love pacifiers. Maybe he'll share with me if I'm nice."

Stupid Cat: "Oh that looks so good. I want it. Really."

Dax: "See this?? It's MINE." (A little baby taunting...)

Cat: "Oh how I LOVE silicone...I want it. I want it so badly."

Cat: "I love it. I just love that chewy yummy silicone...or rubber...or whatever that stuff is."

Cat: "If I can just get a little closer...I can smell that yumminess...I want it SO bad!"

Cat: "Please share it with me. I promise I'll be nice. Please just let me have a lick. Chew."

Cat: "I love that thing. I just love the color of it. The smell of it. The texture. I want it."

Cat: "I'll just chill here for a while and maybe I'll get my chance."

NEVER. I'm telling you, this cat has a problem! If anyone has "OCD", it's this cat!! Can we prescribe him something??